Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Bodush goes "Whoa!"

Bodush shook his head in disbelief as he saw Thesis mangled body fall to the ground. It shouldn't have come as a surprise. After all, hadn't he constantly and incessantly predicted such an end to his comrade's life. Ever since the disastrous parlay with the goblins which led to a close brush with death, he had known that Thesis could not be trusted to stick to any plan, no matter how reasonable. Actually, Bodush realised, that might have been the problem. If only he had suggested that they strip Thesis naked, cover him in animal fat, set him alight, and tell him to charge the castle as a living pillar of burning death... Then Thesis would probably followed the plan to the letter, and the rest of the party could have planned around this. As it was he was stuck in an evil temple, with only the crazy illiterate dwarf and a dwindling supply of spells to keep him safe from a two-headed giant derro-spawned monstrosity.

Life didn't get better than this.

2 comments:

Mendez said...

And you're next!

ScottW said...

I thought I would be next :-p