Pig Headed Advice

Lefty and Righty, separate from their armour but still always together, sit down next to Thesis. Perhaps it’s his new form, but the Orcs have taken an interest in him since his rebirth.
“It’s right to attack the War priests.” Says Lefty.
“It’s the only thing left to do.” Says Righty.
“But be warned. Monks is tricky.”
“And be watching out for the crocs.”
“Some say there’s a monster hidden in the cellars.”
“I likes monsters.”
“I had a puppy once.”
“Until youse ate it!”
They both start laughing at the apparently funny memory and wonder off with their good arms wrapped around each other.